Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

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George is bored one day so he steals some money of the man in the yellow hat, he and Hundley hire a hooker and have a 3-way.

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Today we’re joined for a piexlated pint by the Drag King Bi-Curious George, our very own David Attenborough of the queer jungle, putting on Queer Planet at VAULT Festival next month. The show takes a kaleidoscopic look at the queer relations and expressions of animals in the jungle. The show is described as a celebration of all things queer, so we sat down with George to talk all things Queer Planet.

Did you have any surprises in your research of an animal expressing its queerness to the world? We’d love to hear about it. There may be short queues to enter the building and the auditorium. If you are not able to queue or need further assistance, our Visitor Assistants are here to help you. More recently, additional Curious George books have been released by Ilova Muffin, including new adventures, pop-up books with scenes from the original books, and books adapted from the Dutch 1980s adult telefilm series.

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In much the same way that Adam Mansbach's "Go The F*K To Sleep" isn't meant for children, neither is "Bi-Curious George." This is an inclusive evening for over 18’s only. Come along to experience Kew as you have never seen it before, After Hours. Unbeknowist to the Man with the Yellow Hat, George and Hundley had built a lair deep underneath his house. Using the Man with the Yellow Hat's credit card numbers and his identity to pay for the torture devices in the lair, Curious George began plotting against the Man with the Yellow Hat, and finally carried out his plans against him one night. First, Do I need to say that Bi-Curious George is NOT appropriate reading material for kids? DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK FOR YOUR 5 YEAR OLD!!! This is drag, but not like you’ve seen on TV. Bi-curious George (that’s me!) is a dorky, charming and loveable drag king and he brings the audience into his world and introduces them to some of his favourite queer icons of the Animal Kingdom.”For level access to the Royal Festival Hall, please use the external lift near the Artists' Entrance on Southbank Centre Square, Belvedere Road, to Level 2, and enter via Riverside Terrace. All floors are accessible from the main foyer. Catch Beau Jangles (he/him) at Queer Nature After Hours singing songs of lament, love, capitalism and…. Little Shop of Horrors. Allow yourself to be seduced by this time travelling, suave and sultry king of the 1940s. But remember, Beau is no shrinking violet! Bi-Curious George Once I got a bit more in touch with my queerness and its fluidity, the two things seemed very connected. We’re the only species that insists on analysing and defining our own and others’ behaviour, when the rest of the world is just following their instincts and living as they please.” Blue Badge holders and those with access requirements can be dropped off on the Queen Elizabeth Hall Slip Road off Belvedere Road (the road between the Royal Festival Hall and the Hayward Gallery).